376_7611.JPG:Only the best for Sam. 376_7612.JPG:The farmer who owned these kiddie John Deeres thought we were insane 376_7613.JPG:It didn't help that he walked by Sam molesting the cow, either 376_7614.JPG:That chicken is somewhat distressing 376_7615.JPG:Wheee, horsey! 376_7616.JPG:Fun with lanolin 376_7617.JPG:Peter the Giant stomps through the apple orchard, crushing everything in his path! 376_7618.JPG:You can't take us anywhere. 376_7619.JPG:We missed 99% of the show, but the seals were pretty cute 376_7620.JPG:More seal action 376_7621.JPG:The seal's waving at the crowd here 376_7622.JPG:Oooza widdle cutie seal! 376_7623.JPG:I love desert plants 376_7624.JPG:...and again 376_7625.JPG:Hockey plant! Nice! 376_7626.JPG:Neat looking little guy here 376_7627.JPG:This simultaneously amused and horrified me 376_7628.JPG:"How can I steal these for our garden?" 376_7629.JPG:Sam proves he's no girlie crow 376_7630.JPG:chug chug! We all loved the gas engine exhibit 376_7631.JPG:This little guy wasn't running anymore. RIP. :( 376_7632.JPG:If I ever have a tractor, hell yeah it'll be white with red trim. 376_7633.JPG:Nerds appreciating engines. 376_7634.JPG:Chug chug chug! 376_7635.JPG:What's a redneck county fair without Elvis? 376_7636.JPG:I have no idea. But the volcano was nifty. 376_7637.JPG:Fairgoers 376_7638.JPG:This ride looked like a puke waiting to happen. 376_7639.JPG:Requisite "ferris wheel" shot 376_7640.JPG:Sam enjoying the fine cultural appeal of the county fair 376_7641.JPG:Shockingly, Peter didn't win a prize. 376_7642.JPG:Not for lack of trying, though 376_7643.JPG:Joe and Liz are smart enough not to try their luck. 376_7644.JPG:I wanted to slide out the kitty like a big blue hairball, but it cost five bucks 376_7647.JPG:You'd think that riding the bull would use the same muscles as motorcycling 376_7648.JPG:But you'd be wrong. 376_7649.JPG:My thighs hurt for three days 376_7650.JPG:In fact, my thighs hurt again just looking at the pictures. 376_7652.JPG:Moo. 376_7653.JPG:This cow reminded us of CMOS 376_7655.JPG:The cow mooed just like CMOS meows. 376_7658.JPG:Warm day for piggies. 376_7659.JPG:Peter loves the piggies. 376_7660.JPG:Does this really need a caption? That shit's funny. 376_7661.JPG:The "best of show" contest at the demolition derby. 376_7663.JPG:Redneck fun for everyone! 376_7664.JPG:Boom! Bam! Whee!